Monday, June 22, 2009

This ain't no Hummer H1

Louis Vuitton Spring 2008 RTW

No, it's not what you're thinking. These Asians didn't all get plastic surgery as a fambly or posse. Oh, Dengue Fever, and to think that mosquito bites would be in! Actually it's all about the H1N1 Influenza virus, which has been infesting the minds of Asians like locusts. Even at LAX, I was greeted at the terminal by the blue mask group. However, it no longer seems like a threat because the masks aren't as useful as hyped. Instead, I consider these masks as martyrs because it saves me from strangers diagnosed with halitosis. So let this be a lesson to you, if you ever get the symptoms of fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills, and fatigue, then just wait for diarrhea to arrive at your door. I suggest you roll in mud, put an apple in your mouth, and go build yourself a brick house. Congratulations, you have been blessed with the black plague. 
On a side note: No one has died from this virus. Well one lady, but she already had heart complications. More people die from hunger everyday. 

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