Longest day ever in London, kthanxbye

Photoblog # 1.5 : 7/20 Loss Angeles

This time I didn't have to reference back to any e-mails for the exact date of this gala. I headed northbound on Sunday, when I got to see my favorite Jewish community roam the streets. So read and look around. The only missing photo is that of Vivica A. Fox, haha.  So, be sure to view the beginning to end of this entry for big savings. Also click pic-pic for big, big! P.S. To protect your privacy, I didn't post any photos of you because (ah shoot I'm freaked out about that text). P.P.S My first photo blog entry was even worse.

It's neither the city nor the heiress nor Jacko's test tube baby.

This is not an accordion. Good riddance, I didn't have to go Metro hopping to get to my destination(s).

Actually his earphones are cordless. Just kidding, sorry.

Chris said he looks goofy, but this ain't Disneyland.

She is the center of attention, the center of attraction.

Hey gurl, lolitas in the back!

I was shocked because I thought Ranger Rick came my direction to pose.
Turns out cameras aren't a are allowed, thumbs down!

L.A. has farms and cowboys, too.

It's easy to spot out-of-towners.

To end my 1.5 photo blog with a romantic site, cheers! If I was a computer, I'd get turned off and shut down.

So I already started the day at $1 per garment, so I got ten things. At UO I bought sale pants and a hat (my Zara one was "greased" on) and it came out at $10.82 for both. I felt like the lady in the IKEA commercial, "Start the car! Start the car!". At the Beverly Center, I got a floral suitcase bag that matched my shirt, so I spent $25. At Heritage 1981 I got a Windbreaker for $24 (thank you Ninang Coleen), at For Love 21 round sunglasses for $5. SI love bargains so much, even if it's ugo. I have around 200 articles of clothing to sell and dump. By the way, I need eBay models after I get back from Europe.

Yahoo, I got the answer!

For over a year, I've abandoned Answers.com because Yahoo! has got me covered. Sad to say but the users are a bunch of losers, making us even bigger losars. (Actually they have a Ph.D, and that isn't anywhere near the medical field. If you watch Skins, you know what it stands for.) One of my most memorable searches over the years include: wings on humans, black necks, innies and outties, and all that good stuff that doesn't even pertain to me (honestly). For the most part, I will not provide you with the correct answers, 100% guaranteed. I will not even leave you with commentary. It's up to you to search and poke fun at them on your own. However, here are some of the lul-able answers I've come across:

I Believe I Can Fly. Don't believe R.Kelly's words. He'll lure you into his closet.
Question: My goal is to be the first human to sucessfully fly using a pair of "homeade wings". Anyone have ideas?
I have already tried many feathers, it does not work. I only weigh about 90 pounds if that helps.
Best Answer: You will fail at your goal. Humans don't have the upper body strength to fly. I remember reading something where it said humans would have to have chest muscles protruding several feet in front of them to be able to have the strength to flap their arms (with attached wings) and fly.
Worst Answer: eat lots of beans & curry for extra turbo thrust

Neck and Neck.
Question: My neck is slight black in color.. I tried scrubbing and all but it is not going..Please help!!
Best Answer(s): Black neck can be caused by: eczema, insulin resistance, fungi, allergies, Hygiene, cholesterol
-It's called alcanthosis nigricans.
-Sounds like you came into contact with the plague. Best of luck.
Worst Answer(s): Did you just dye your hair?
-Are you a person of color? If so, that is not to uncommon. It could be that your detergent is irritating your skin (try something like All or Cheer Free w/no perfumes or dyes), or you might have a skin rash called eczema. Go to your neighborhood drug store (like Walgreens), and buy some hydrocortisone cream 1%. Its only about 3 bucks, and use it twice a day. Good Luck.
-You've got BLACK NECK !!!! RUN BOY RUN !!!
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P.S. An extended version of this article will be available in ..Ranger Rick's rock band set.

unedited

I cannot believe it. I did IT. I told myself, you have to remember from now on. Make it happen. Tell that to your head. And so from that moment...well I am amused to announce that my dream has come true. I've been remembering all my dreams again! I seriously thought my mind had gotten into a standstill for a year because none of these thoughts roamed around when I was awake. I have the most abnormal dreams ever, wish I could say.

Now my next step is to have total control of what goes on during REM. During my kindergarten days, I recall ordering myself to stop dreaming. But now it's more like, dream on! P.S. TANTUMWARD.BLOGSPOT.COM

faux reality

Click pic for big, big!: (1) Little critter welcomed our arrival, and I went nuts! Fairfax High School (2) I'm more for ousting quails as the state birds. (3) Salute your shorts! Melrose (4) Fox's new reality show: The Super Mexican Midget?! (5) 5 for $5 Aaardvarks (6) Cool-Kosher boy out of sight (7) Square LACMA

On the fast lane to LA, I somehow managed to hospital tape my feet in order to prevent inevitable blisters. I didn't manage to dart away UV rays in the blistering heat, though. It started like Groundhog Day, but it ended with multiple mirages that turned out to be real-life experiences. In Hollywood years, everyone is 18, but in discount years, we're all 17.

P.S. The rest of the entry is in my head, retrieve it.

cut!

I appreciate your work, featuring my work, featuring your work. So the lesson is, let's all work together. We can make it if we try!

P.S. Happy belated birthday to you EGR !
It's an honor to be featured on Diane Pernet's www.ashadedviewonfashion.com. Saludos!

memento

rewind: Tuesday to Monday then Sunday
(Click pic for big big!)
The trip back home to Cerritos from Newport Beach instantly drove me into sleepy mode. No room for reflection, but after we passed Rants Stadium, we saw Gahr’s own graduation ceremony taking place through the windows. Can you believe it, it was just us the day before?!

Graduation pretty much summed up my four years of high school. It zapped by like an inevitable electrocution. Painful like the past, bright like the future. It was tedious and artificial in the attempt of being momentous. The only thing that made it special was that it required rehearsing. This boy (protecting his id) with a supposed tingly feeling in his heart asked me nonchalantly, “Are you nervous?” I bet he was, since he brought it up in the first place, ha. However, I knew my heart wasn’t there, since I am cold-blooded. And so the ceremony went on and on. I eventually realized that the minority of the kids who had no honors at all were the ones who cheered the loudest for their buds, duh. Speaking of high volumes and sonic booms, the finale left a big bang, literally. The fireworks show was dynomite, following everyone's medium expectations. I mean it should be expected because all the funds ever donated were invested into these money burners. Smoke clouds in the air, throw your cap up like you just don't care (mo ca$h monay down da drain).

Now I feel as if there is no where else to go in life. Like Jack Frost's poet cousin, Robert, his “Road Not Taken” would probably keep me wondering for life too. We were each signaled to pause and await the walk on our own. This time, we were ordered to step onto lane 5. So what if I walked through Lane 1, 2, or 3? I would have walked less and gotten to my destination faster? About the same. It was the brief journey of independence, which is something we’ll all have to adapt to in the future. Whatever, George Michael - Freedom '90. Cerritos High School was always barred down with fences and SIAs on their golf carts. No where to escape. Actually through the office or outside passes. This is what high school does to you, you become institutionalized. No, not at all because Alice Cooper- School's Out (Forever).
Anyways, I hope you have Green Day - Time of Your Life.

P.S. Newport is psychedelic. Senior Sunset conveniently neighbored the beach house. Last day of school was hydrogen bomb.