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Everything must go

2009-09-30T00:05:00.000-07:00

Since the 1000th visitor mark, it's time for another blog.

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FYF Fest: Save Our State Parks (Photos of Collectivism Only)

2009-09-05T23:16:00.000-07:00

Chinatown, Los Angeles

Har Mar Superstar, Black Lips, Wavves, No Age,

Dillinger Escape Plan, Glass Candy, Cold Cave, The Thermals, Times New Viking, Lightning Bolt
The Strange Boys, Japanther, Wood, Crystal Antlers, The Strange Boys, Carbonas, Darker My Love

Telepathe, Dan Deacon, Tim and Eric, Avi Buffalo, Peanut Butter Wolf, etc.

I wonder what kind of drugs this dude was on, but he was walking and chuckling at the same time, while maneuvering his schlong in different directions. Fresh squeezed urine was being fired out. His back can be seen in Photo 5, but his marked territory can be seen in Photo 6.

Speaking of skin, got a bunch of iPod protectors for free, along with a box of candy.

I guess I can't complain about anything because I got in for free. Hopefully the state parks are free, too.

8/23: Day 2 NYC

2009-08-28T00:07:00.000-07:00

NYC

There's barely any time for some things, which means that there's no time for everything. The second day creeped me out, and I'm not even talking about the wax figures, but the people. Some of the places we visited included: Wall Street, Ground Zero, Times Square, The United Nations, The Intrepid, New York Harbor, The Empire State Building, Rockefeller Center, and Broadway.

Walk the bish

Bullets over broadway

Stoopid kid

Lady Liberty

Fingering NY

This girl ruined my photo!

Donkey Kong 64

View from the top

1/4

8/22: Day 1 NYC

2009-08-23T23:05:00.000-07:00

NYC

I don't even know where to begin with this post, so it's better if I end it prematurely. Yesterday was a disillusioning and exhausting day after a mix of jet lag, humidity, and Manhattan. All in all, Helena and I laughed (or sweated) our butts off, so it was no biggie.

Chinatown

Little Italy, big Italians

I, eye

I still choose to believe in the House of D garden.

Racerback

HeartsRevolution from sea to shining sea

Vaffanculo!

Don't by this

Bakery

Times x Square

Rockefeller Center (is not owned by Jay-Z)

Take a break, adversaries.

2009-08-17T00:00:00.000-07:00

No doubt two of the most ridiculous commercials to ever air on television. TV is bad enough as it is!

Why did Billy Mayes have to OD?

Women would rather have ultra BO.

Lived in disguise

2009-08-10T16:31:00.000-07:00

Melrose Ave, Los Angeles

She's the only decently dressed, besides the Mexican food vendor's good-looking son.

It's unfathomable how LIVED comes in all directions, even at residential intersections. You collide, only to discover that its cellphone number is (310) 666-7*77. (Coincidence: I'd just reach the same amount of friends in fb, so I adjusted it.) Even though my afternoon ended accidentally, I managed to check out Jet Rag, the Fairfax Flea Market, and Wasteland. Unfortunately, I never got to pick up the FYF flyers. Bummer, I only got $22.75 from Wasteland for the plainest clothes that the worker bought, and now the circumstance is way beyond compensable. I headed straight home, homie.

I was thinking about how I'd love to temporarily be a priest, so I could hear people's confessions, and maybe blog about it. I'd also love to be a seller of lost photos at a flea market. So chill.

Here are some photos I unearthed from the dust pile:

Helter Skelter

The first bromance ever recorded

Kids Bop v. 0

Dozer, Delaware

An incirminating photo of ManVil

The other Hiltons

Please come again!

Local neighborhood watch

2009-08-03T23:58:00.000-07:00

Cerritos, CA

The luscious bushes

Two lips or hamburger buns?

For etards, it's only a walk away.

Blogger Shop Day 2 Part II

2009-08-02T19:37:00.001-07:00

1520 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Los Angeles

The sun rays were ultra violent.

4 sides

Ironic

Grande piñatas.

In hiding

Puppy Dog

Bang

WEAVE! has cobrasnake's twinlet?

Mic check, testing testicles 1, 2, 3

A whole new meaning to P.Y.T

15 Twenty

Cahuenga

To make a long story become shorter and misinterpreted: No one was able to escape the sun's ultra violent rays, causing everyone to melt into witches.

BS Day 2 Part I (To be cont...)

2009-08-02T16:15:00.000-07:00

Blossoming

He's monstoppable.

Red, white, and boo ya

Tania's shirt is :)

She had just taken off her pants.

Before this, she was at Jet Rag.

The shit

Wings

Doggie style

Sweetie

White out

Hayden Khomera

2009-07-29T00:13:00.000-07:00

Cerritos, Calif.

Yeah, we all grew up with this germ installation.

I never liked surprises.

Today was mildly eventful. Daily dosages, then a photo shoot. Afterwards, Jen, Nup, and I went to the two Bigs to buy pp balls. After Jennifer put two quarters in the machine, it pooped out the shittiest prize ever. It was way worse than the smelly duck 'cos it wasn't even on the display paper. This is false advertising at its lowest, and it gives me ideas.

Twin Laden

2009-07-28T15:00:00.000-07:00

Click here to read the Manicorn review

Lincoln Heights, Los Angeles, Calif.

Their parking lot was astonishingly hi-tech.

Over surveillance

Burt Reynolds meets YMCA

Fitty cent, ninedy nine cents.

The band we assumed to be Manicorn. Thank goodness we were wrong.

Eddie has so many cousins, you're bound to spot one wherever you go.

And yet another coincidence, 'cos right when I stepped foot into the AIrliner, Pablobear's cousin was there. He said something like, "I had a feeling you'd be there." Which is ridiculous, because no one is entitled to be at these kinda shows. Another dude reminded Nup and me of Fab, but when I asked him if he was Manicorn, he continued to carelessly nod his head to the music, ignoring my question. One photographer was as bad a navigator as Columbus, thinking Nupur was Thai and that India & Philippines were geographical neighbors. Querido Vato, "I'll give you my e-mail because it's free." Overall, the show was slow, but I got to mistake another band for Manicorn. So I went home afterwards. A bum at the crosswalk begged and pleaded for money, even just two dollars. I thought to myself, shit two dollars? That is A LOT you're asking for. From there on, I ran to my car because that neighborhood is shady. I thought of something really funny to describe the band aka twin Laden, but I doubt the press will go without censoring me.

Pile Up

2009-07-26T20:09:00.000-07:00

La Brea, Los Angeles, Calif.

Meowth

From rags to eBay riches, bitches.

"This ain't no flea market." -Hair piece

Jet Rag is a landfill of unnecessary, but over-appreciated dollar-things.

Surf City Squeeze

2009-07-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

Huntington Beach, Calif.

The shoobies walk on the bored walk

Whoever took this was drunk at this time

Three words: Life rolls on...

Rings of fire

Phantom limbs

The beach isn't my type of environment. However, once I'm there, it's really hard to escape it. The sand traps me, as well as the salty seas and bickering birds. Today's trip unexpectedly synchronized with the U.S. Surf Open 2009, so it made me want to crash the place even more. After finding no luck with the deserted and not-so-free-giveawaying booths, we headed back to start an early fire and roast marshmallows. Before racing to the parking meter, Eddie intrinsically turned into Bethany Hamilton times quadriplegic.

I need a vacation from vacationing.

2009-07-18T00:30:00.000-07:00

100 million inhabitants, 7,100 islands, 30 days.

This ain't no Hummer H1

2009-06-22T15:26:00.000-07:00

Louis Vuitton Spring 2008 RTW

No, it's not what you're thinking. These Asians didn't all get plastic surgery as a fambly or posse. Oh, Dengue Fever, and to think that mosquito bites would be in! Actually it's all about the H1N1 Influenza virus, which has been infesting the minds of Asians like locusts. Even at LAX, I was greeted at the terminal by the blue mask group. However, it no longer seems like a threat because the masks aren't as useful as hyped. Instead, I consider these masks as martyrs because it saves me from strangers diagnosed with halitosis. So let this be a lesson to you, if you ever get the symptoms of fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills, and fatigue, then just wait for diarrhea to arrive at your door. I suggest you roll in mud, put an apple in your mouth, and go build yourself a brick house. Congratulations, you have been blessed with the black plague.

On a side note: No one has died from this virus. Well one lady, but she already had heart complications. More people die from hunger everyday.

You love me, right? More than that shirt?

2009-06-13T11:10:00.000-07:00

Madonna?!

The theme of love beyond friendship is daunting, but consistent. Luster, a low-budget dramedy, ironically has no budget when it comes to nudity and voyeurism. The story takes place in the 90s and follows the happenings of Jackson, a gay poet, who's only himself when sporting blue hair. Working at his friend's L.A. record store, he soon becomes the four-letter word victim of creeper status Jeff. As soon as Jeff confesses, Jackson confronts him by expressing how his normalcy is boring. Eventually, a twist of events leaves one man dead, another one paralyzed, and another one heart-fixed. The final scene brings a tragic end from a friend's final confession, "I am never going to be the way I want, to be with you."

The film is a 21st century flop, but minus the birthday suits, the clothes effortlessly characterize the actors who are like two sides of the same coin.

Maypin Yellow V Neck T-Shirt $20 James Perse Evergreen V Neck T-Shirt $50 T by Alexander Wang Mini Pocket Tee Dress $85 AE Double Leather Cross Necklace $12.50 Zable Brushed Stainless Steel Cross Pendant w/Lace $75 Ann Demeulemeester Silver Bead And Glass Necklace 405.00 GBP